minecraft

1. (Minecraft) (1516↑, 203↓)

A [kick ass] game that is being built slowly. The creator is notch, and he programs the game.

Person1: Hey. Person2: Shut the fuck up\! I'm playing Minecraft\!

Author: Seelad http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5024805

2. (Minecraft) (1136↑, 185↓)

Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an- B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.

Author: Logdotzip http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5345893

3. (Minecraft) (525↑, 72↓)

The single most addicting game known to mankind. Unlike [World of Warcraft] and other [MMORPG]s, you pay about $20 for it and it's yours. Those who've broken a previous addiction can stumble upon this and start a new addiction very easily. This drug usually causes anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, the fear of the exploding penis enemies ([creepers]), and occasionally having dreams only in blocks.

Bob: Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night. Tim: What was it? Bob: Everything was in blocks and this giant green exploding penis came up to me and blew me up, next thing I knew I pissed my bed and I was scared out of my fucking mind. Tim: Have you been playing Minecraft lately? Bob: Yeah. Tim: Well there ya go.

Author: Juared http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5487442

4. (Minecraft) (505↑, 157↓)

A game where you can build anything with bricks There are also different modes: -Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters -Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game) -Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources You can also play online with it with user created servers but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right

Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure Griefer: pwnd ya Griefer has been banned. Op: pwnd ya harder

Author: Spoon3r91 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/4892261

5. (minecraft) (299↑, 80↓)

Minecraft is a sandbox game created by Markus Persson, a.k.a "Notch". It is inspired by many games, especially Infiniminer. It has over 400,000 registered players. There are 6 modes: Creative: makes you build anything you want, single-player and multiplayer Survival: a very basic version of Indev, where you have to defend yourself from monsters Indev: a version which added a number of new features, including crafting and more monsters Infdev: same thing as Indev except this version added an infinite playing surface Multiplayer is a part of Creative mode, which allows you to build with other players in servers. Unfortunately, there are "griefers" that destroy creations including yours. A survival multiplayer was created in August 2010, which allows players to play Indev with other players.

A typical Minecraft conversation when a griefer comes to a server: coolguy10: supergriefer54674 is greifed my house\!\!\!\!1111 supergriefer54674: lololololololhahahah supergriefer54674 is banned\! Builder8: Pwned.

Author: Somebody500 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5145814

6. (Minecraft) (192↑, 51↓)

A [Java] based game that just kick ass. People who play it just keep digging all the day in a [marvelous] world. This game is made for real [gamers], since it requires the same graphic card than [Modern Warfare 2], and even. Of course, when you face a so visually great game, you immediatly get addicted. Minecraft is genious\!

Joseph : Hey bro why aren't you getting you ass out sometimes instead of playing that gey Minecraft crap?\! Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..

Author: Arteymis http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5331704

7. (Minecraft) (178↑, 44↓)

Minecraft is a game where when you play it once, u will never go outside or get excersize again. It is like a cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures.

Friend: Hey dude lets go to a party. Lots of hot chicks there. You: What server is it on? Friend: What? Server? You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers\!

Author: Mikeandike123456789 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5431335

8. (minecraft) (136↑, 34↓)

an awesome game released in mid 2010 by european indie developer "Notch." the main hook of the game is its presentation; imagine if the world was made up of one meter cubed blocks which represented different materials, such as wood, stone, sand or diamonds. now imagine a world like that that is eight times larger than the surface of the earth and has zombies, skeletons, tarantulas, and zombies riding skeletons that emerge at night, plus a bizarre nether world populated by zombie pig people that are docile until you attack, and giant, firespittting jelly fish. imagine all that, then add the ability to dig deep into the earth and harvest materials. then also add the ability to take these resources and build a plethora of objects, such as houses, pickaxes, and furnaces. then add multiplayer, and you have minecraft. in short, it is awesome, and you will sink hours into it, wanting to find rare blocks lik e gold, diamond, or red stone.

Mike: Hey Jim, have you ever played Minecraft? Jim: Hell yeah, I even found a vein of red stone 12 blocks large once. I was able to create a whole rail car system that spanned my Minecraft world\! Mike: Awesome\!

Author: wpk914 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5397946

9. (Minecraft) (99↑, 11↓)

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack? Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft. Person 1: What the fuck is that? Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER\!

Author: Minecrafterererererer http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5723632

10. (Minecraft) (75↑, 16↓)

Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.

Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so [unsocial]. Minecraft [Addict]: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago. Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a [psychiatrist]. Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!

Author: Rio6969 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5813041

11. (Minecraft) (56↑, 19↓)

The best game in the fucking world. in Minecraft, you can play mulitple different modes. Indev (build whatever you want with unlimited resources), multiplayer, and Survival, which we will be talking about today. Survival mode involves waking up on an island and buiding shelter before nighttime, when the monsters come out. you can collect wood, stone, and dirt to use to build your shelter. when the first night comes and goes, you'll probably want to get working. you can find caves to mine in, build a giant castle, or build things to help you in your journey. the game is for computer only and is being made by Notch, AKA Markus Perssun. the game costs about 15 dollars (9.95 quid) and is currently in open beta. when the game is finished it will cost 20 dollars. (note that i'm writing this definition and i don't even have the game).

Minecraft is awesome.

Author: Chowderz http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5776588

12. (Minecraft) (36↑, 9↓)

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine. There are currently 2 game modes (one in development): -SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens. -CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing? John: Minecraft. Jack: Those [graphics] are terrible. Oh\! What's that green penis thing over there? John: OH SHIT\! Game: SSSSSS BOOM\!

Author: aetherX http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5932259

13. (Minecraft) (24↑, 4↓)

The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the [Creeper], occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.

person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk. person2: You [dumbass] you know you need a bucket for milk person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk [dumbasses]\! person1,2: Um, We knew that

Author: Kitty Carvis http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6064603

14. (Minecraft) (22↑, 6↓)

Minecraft is a game written in Java created by Mojang AB in 2009. Minecraft has two current variants - Classic (which is free) and Beta (which you have to pay for). In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly. Minecraft has gone through many development stages: Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs. Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today. Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools. Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface. Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more. Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more. Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh

Girlfriend: Why aren't you spending much time with me, Greg? Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Author: Somebody500 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6142427

15. (Minecraft) (24↑, 8↓)

A game that kicks complete ass\! But some people are Judgmental retards and judge the game by its graphics.

Hey\! Have you heard of minecraft? That game??? That game sucks\! How??? Its graphics are terrible\! So what? Have you played it? No..... My point exactly\!

Author: Spy_Round_Hear http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5844213

16. (Minecraft) (18↑, 6↓)

An incredibly great survival/building game where you punch trees at first and then after a while.... DIAMOND EVERYTHING\!\!\!

buildman2342:omg this guy grifed my hose omg omg griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO griefman252 has been banned Admin23:Idiot. Minecraft.

Author: otrotodrt http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5844966

17. (Minecraft) (10↑, 0↓)

A very Addicting game Made by Notch. The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.

Person 1: Wanna over for the night. Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores. Person 1: Such as? Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on... Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft? Person 2:How did you know?

Author: Epicdonut12 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6292068

18. (Minecraft) (17↑, 8↓)

Basically like a drug once you get it you can never stop using it

Kid 1:Dude wanna go play Cod black ops Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off\! Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself

Author: tehsnipingninja123 http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6047764

19. (Minecraft) (16↑, 19↓)

The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft\!\!\!\!\!

tim: Your gay tom: Why? Tim: cause you play WOW tom: ya i am gay tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay tom: ok

Author: wow is gay http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6149959

20. (Minecraft) (22↑, 38↓)

Autism at its finest.

This Minecraft definition will get mass dislikes, due to the fact they have autism.

Author: CaraTheBossNigga http://minecraft.urbanup.com/6169847

21. (Minecraft) (14↑, 75↓)

A term used between bros to bring attention to a nice ass in the vicinity whose owner is in hearing range. The term is generally simply shouted in a one-word sentence.

*Attractive girl walks by* Bro 1: MINECRAFT\! *Bro 2's attention is drawn the the attractive girl* Bro 2: Aww yeah.

Author: Lolsonmyballs http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5933402

22. (Minecraft) (111↑, 552↓)

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg? Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it\! John: Are you autistic or something?

Author: ergerrgjrigrjiri http://minecraft.urbanup.com/5285500

Related: creeper, notch, craft, indev, mine, mine craft, alpha, awesome, blocks, griefers, mining, online, penis, spleef

Last updated: 2012.03.01